wondering-dream:

I would like to have a girlfriend now, please and thank you.

(vía vag-blasterr)

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

(vía holly-littlemonster)

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

(vía lokiartyindustries)

postllimit:

a gay boy takes a girl out to the movies and accidentally brushes her hand as he reaches for their shared popcorn NO HETERO he screams

(vía lokiartyindustries)

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(vía lokiartyindustries)

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

(vía lokiartyindustries)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"Why don’t you just stop thinking about it. Stop making excuses and just get up and do something with your life."

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Let me just “get up and change my life” right now

(vía lokiartyindustries)

sexwithjaredpadalecki:

superrobert:

fanboy-y:

Rihanna: 

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Britney:

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Miley:

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And then we have Katy:

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But then theres Gaga:

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gaga is just a whole other league

(Fuente: 1d-perry, vía lokiartyindustries)

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(vía lokiartyindustries)